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'I Hate...'

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I hate Taylor Swift
I hate country music in general
I hate most pop songs
I hate it when people autotune the living crap out of their voices
I hate it when people autotune the living crap out of their voices, and then make more money than people that can actually sing
I hate that Mondo Media cancelled Happy Tree Friends
I hate that Mondo Media cancelled Happy Tree Friends, and then replaced it with a bunch of stupid cartoons
I hate finals
I hate midterms
I hate when a teacher completely ruins a subject, just because he/she is a complete biatch
I hate when most of the girls in my school dress like sluts
I hate that most of the girls in my school dress like sluts, and then I can't even get away with wearing a scarf indoors
I hate it when girls dress in short shorts in the dead of winter, and then wonder why it's so cold out
I hate when people don't even put research and time into their OCs
I hate Mary Sues
I hate when people accuse other people of creating Sues, when they actually worked hard on the character
I hate stereotypes
I hate "ASSBURGER" jokes
I hate when people self-diagnose
I hate having ideas, but they never turn out any good
I hate having ideas, and when I don't draw it, it bothers me until I draw it
I hate French
I hate how French class is so hard to follow
I hate how French class is so hard to follow, and on top of that, the teacher is a complete biatch
I hate how my only two real friends in the whole school are leaving me, and I'll probably never see them again
I hate how I'll pretty much be completely alone during senior year
I hate getting up at 5:45 AM just to go to school
I hate getting up any earlier than 8:00 AM. Any time earlier than that is unreasonable
I hate how I'm never hungry early in the morning, and don't even bother eating breakfast
I hate myself for hating so many things
I hate that I don't have a boyfriend
I hate that I never have any luck with guys. I don't like talking about it.
I hate that most of the boys in my school are assholes
I hate politics
I hate Barack Obama
I hate how Barack Obama is a lying hypocrite
I hate how Barack Obama was chosen over someone that could actually take control of the country
I hate how Barack Obama was chosen over John McCain, just because he was older than Obama. I mean, Ronald Regan was president too, and he was in his late sixties when he took over the white house
I hate coffee
I hate that I always eat too much Chinese food, and I get bloated
I hate Italian ices
I hate how people always buy latees, even though it pretty much means "You spent way too much on coffee"
I hate anything deep-fried
I hate honeydew melon
I hate dry food
I hate anything overpoweringly sweet
I hate my constant craving for pasta and pizza
I hate when people put two starches together in one food. Especially macaroni and cheese pizza....I mean really?
I hate how dogs always scratch me
I hate how sea turtles are going extinct
I hate animal abuse
I hate it when little girls dress like sluts
I hate it when moms put little girls in bikinis
I hate beauty pageants, especially ones that have moms force little girls to wax their eyebrows and spray tan
I hate it when girls put spray tan on, to the point where it looks like they're Oopma Loompas
I hate PMSing
I hate the cramps that come with PMSing. Especially during class
I hate boob jobs. They look fake, and they deflate in ten years, so what's the point?
I hate Naruto
I hate Kuroshitsuji
I hate that I STILL haven't seen Edward Scissorhands or Sweeny Todd
I hate that I STILL haven't beaten Pokemon White
I hate that I don't get to draw for myself anymore
I hate that I  hate my own age group
I hate Facebook
I hate Twitter
I hate the stupid noises on Skype
I hate when Skype drops a call, especially when it's a call from Logan
I hate that I don't get to talk to Logan very much anymore
I hate TV these days
I hate how Cake Boss is the only show I'll watch anymore. And it's only on Monday
I hate that Santa Claus isn't real
I hate that my list is so long
I hate that I probably repeated at least one thing on this list
I hate that I'll probably get a lot of hate for the things I hate
Just for #LoudestOpinions
It's a "hate list". C:
The main reason I wrote it is...because I need to vent, okay? ^^; If I don't vent anytime soon, I'll probably explode :iconwtfboomplz:
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I hate "ASSBURGER" jokes

As someone with Asperger's Syndrome, I hate those jokes, too. :X